lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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(Source: kungfupancham, via pearlsvveatshirt)

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slyzor:

yahoo is going to delete everyones blog that doesnt follow me haha sorry guys i dont make the rules

(via pearlsvveatshirt)

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Message me a body part.
  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
  • Toes: Do you like country music?

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nigga-chan:

pocket change fell out in the dryer again whoops 

Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u

(Source: lnnea, via crystallized-teardrops)

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  • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  • Me: Math.

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zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

(Source: tootwizard, via pearlsvveatshirt)

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ignorantbread:

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen 

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